Teen's Perfect Response To Getting Dumped WINS The Internet Today

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mattstaff
Sep 29, 2017 2:00 PM EDT

This dude's got too much game for his own good. Serious question, is he a real person? Just making it hard for everyone else out there. 

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    Clothing - Emma, 19 e Purdue University less than a mile away Purdue. ZTA. Interesting story, my ex broke up with me the week of his birthday, so now awkwardly have 2 skydiving tickets above the Chicago skyline that expire in november. Deadass just looking for a hot guy to go with instead. Zero percent of me wants to hook up with you. Lmfao lemme know if ur downnnn
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    Text - oo Sprint LTE @ 1 55% 11:30 PM Austin Is that skydiving offer still open? Yesterday 10:24 PM Maybe What are your requirements to take someone on this skydiving adventure Just need it to be someone interesting I've got to go walk my dog now because he's eating the couch again, but I can send you my resume in the morning Yesterday 11:34 PM Thanks, attach a cover letter while you're at it. ourdue.edu Ty Send GIF ד
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    Text - Bates Resume Skydivi... Skyd 143 KB 21 KB Show all 2 attachments (164 KB) Save all to OneDrive - purdue.edu Ms. Emma, Attached is my resume and cover letter, if you have any trouble opening them or need something explained please don't hesitate to contact me Very Respectfully,
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    Text - risk to you of me continually harassing you for additional skydiving outings. Throughout my time at Purdue I have participated in and led high risk, adrenaline filled weekend excursions but I have yet to check skydiving off of my list. While I fully plan on skydiving in Hawaii next year, I don't know if I can wait that long for such an exhilarating experience. Dear Ms. Emma, I recently saw your advertisement on the dating application Tinder, and am very interested in filling the position
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    The general consensus of the internet over the matter.

    Text - maddy lisk @_madsta Follow Yes take him 8:51 PM - Sep 25, 2017 t13 1,113
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    Text - Em Follow @emma_vowell Since people keep asking, Austin and I are getting coffee tomorrow and are planning on going skydiving together October 28th 3:38 PM - Sep 26, 2017 9,669 ti 771 29
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    You've gotta be shitting me. Come on, bro.

    Barechested - Em Follow @emma_vowell Oh hunniiiii he is beautiful don't you worry pic.twitter.com/6u9Qg EKrnj 10:01 AM Sep 27, 2017 Austin, 22 Indiana National Guard Purdue University 1 mile away
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    And coming through with the update

    Facial expression - MHTIM Em Follow @emma_vowell ANYWAY Nice to meet ya, Mr. BATES* seriously, really, don't tweet and drive 1:33 PM - Sep 27, 2017 L168 17 996
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